当我想起你

一首歌，一首陈百强的歌。

http://youtu.be/VaFWcgr39Yg

How True

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怪叔叔

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你有遇到过怪叔叔吗？怪叔叔不等于色伯伯，他怪但也许并不色。

看看你周边的人，可能隐藏了一两位怪叔叔而你不知道罢了。

我就是怪叔叔。

我有2怪：

(1) 我喜欢星期一，二，三，四以及星期五，也就是说我喜欢工作日。是的，我喜欢上班，我喜欢做工，我是怪叔叔。

(2) 我超喜欢去找牙医，让他替我洗牙，钻牙，补牙等等。我的牙医是男的，并不是女牙医哦。

So，怎样？除了我这个怪叔叔，你还知道哪一些？

令伯讲完了

Mischievous Boy & Evil Man

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Am I evil or what? I actually smiled. Ouch!!



Funny doggy


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为了你好

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在Facebook上看到一篇短文，把它转写在这，共勉之：

请你坐好、用心听好；钱多钱少、够用就好；

人丑人美、顺眼就好；人老人少、健康就好；

家穷家富、和气就好；老公晚归、有回就好；

老婆唠叨、顾家就好；孩子从小、就要教好；

博士也好、卖菜也好；长大以后、乖乖就好；

房屋大小、能住就好；名牌杂牌、能穿就好；

两轮四轮、代步就好；老板不好、忍让就好；

一切烦恼、能解就好；坚持执著、放下就好；

人的一生、平安就好；有钱有势、未必就好；

心好行好、命就转好；谁是谁非、天知就好；

修福修慧、来世更好；说这么多、明白就好；

天地万物、随缘就好；很多事情、看开就好；

人人都好、日日都好；你好我好、世界更好；

总而言之、知足就好；简短几句、牢牢记好；

这封短文、的确很好；若不送你、怎说我好；

所以印抄、希望你好；阅读之后、贴或收好；

时时警惕、依句做好；你的人生、将会更好；

令伯讲完了

Funny Students

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These answers from students really funny lor:

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Poor Super Heroes

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Saw these cartoons, funny lor:

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I Have Not Had A Good Loud Laugh For A Long Time

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Ever since Stephen Chow has lesser and lesser movies, lim peh have not had a good laugh for a long long time.

Then I read this in Jaywalk´s blog.

http://www.jaywalkonline.com/2011/10/ladies-sitting-through-ages.html

The last statement by the old lady is really epic.

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朝圣 - 印度 尼泊尔

今年第一篇 post 就由查某人顶上吧：

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二五五五年

当与外子一起决定参加由 DPL 中心于印度及尼泊尔的闭关及
朝圣活动后，
直至起程当日，
心情，
是忐忑不安的。。。。

            担心着闭关时未能完成需达到的诵咒次数，
            担心着工作及家里随时可能发生的变动，
            担心着外子的身体没法承担此行的奔波发生状况因
            而延误其他团员，
            担心着业障显现而引发一连串的障碍造成无发成行，

            一切一切的未知数，多方面的顾虑，那种担优焦虑无助
            的心情，唉，可真是煎熬！

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

十一月二十七日

闭关正式开始，时时刻刻鞭策着自己需尽力的诵咒语。
感恩 DPL 中心与 Geshe-la 的帮忙安排了椅子座位，让我们
能减少身体的不适而更能集中精神于闭关事项。

清晨的寺院，
众多的不同国度的僧侣及朝圣者鱼灌而入，
大家各自进行着朝拜活动，
佛前供花，静坐，诵经文，绕佛，持大礼拜等，
各种礼佛活动同一时间的进行着，对我而言，
当下所看见及感受到的那种虔诚与恭敬心，是多么的震撼！

那日，

当 Geshe-la 带领我们绕佛塔进行礼拜后进入正殿时，
当目光接触到庄严的释迦摩尼佛像时，
            一股莫明的喜悦感汹涌澎湃般冲阶而来，
            接者，
            眼眶不由自主的湿了。。。

怎么说呢？

有如游子在外游荡多年终于归乡的感觉，
又如树叶经过四季的洗礼，
    终于
                落 。
                         叶。
                                 归。
                                        根 。。。

那种即遥远但却熟悉的感觉与喜悦，是非笔墨所能形容的，
时耳闻寺院钟声，
一股安祥平静的感觉顿时涌入心中，
感恩，
我想，我终于感受到了inner peace 。。。



夜晚的寺院，

在灯火的照耀下，更是庄严美丽，
那种优美安宁的环境，必需亲临方能体会。

感恩四天的闭关终于圆满完成，大家都法喜充满！

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

接下来的朝圣景点，都让我对佛教有更进一步的认识。虽然一
路上车程遥远，但大家都愉快的渡过。

感恩一路上受到团员们的扶持与照顾，尤其是 Joanne, Lilian,
Shawn & David, 常帮忙行动缓慢的外子，感谢你们的耐心与体贴！

也要衷心感谢 Karen 及 Jaime 给予我们宝贵的忠言与帮忙，还
有 Geshe-la 及喇嘛们，Brenda，Ivan 及 DPL 中心其他的同修所
给予我们的帮助与照顾。这期间，大家互相照料关心帮忙，宛
如一个大家庭，让我们很感动，衷心感谢大家！

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老明说：看来我可以把 blog 交给查某人了。

A Simple Camera And Its Photographs

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Many times when lim peh saw those beautiful, well taken photographs, lim peh always admired the skills of the photographers.

Me? I am never a good camera man neither have I a good camera. All lim peh have is just a normal digi-camera.

Actually hor, what lim peh is trying to say is that sometimes, at the right time, at the correct location, photographs taken by a normal person with a so-so digicam also boleh have quite good photographs (ha, at least to myself).

These are some photographs lim peh quite like:

Barcelona, Spain

Barcelona, Spain

几有 Vampire 的 feel



Madrid, Spain

Madrid, Spain

Kiss!!!



Lotus in our Garden



Paris, France

蓝天 微风 憩静的下午

什么? 摄影技术麻麻地? 平平无奇? Neh mind la, lim peh 爽就好!

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有色漫画色色笑(二)

令伯卡你讲


再分享：

哇！拾到了!!





变态的一群



令伯讲完了

17 Years

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Once again it´s 16 December of the year and how time flies. Looking back, 17 years ago today we exchanged our vows and seems like it happened only yesterday. 真是弹指而过。

Day by day, year by year, 我们一起走过。

From a skinny young man, I have turned into a fat, clumsy 白头翁。

纵有许多话语，我想也不必多说，妳懂的。

2011.12.16
写于17周年

A Wonderful Trip (Preview)

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I am still blogging and the lack of updates is due to my oversea trip for the past 2 weeks.

I have lots to tell you about the Wonderful trip but I am rather busy since I came back, so will blog about it later and for now, look at the following few photos.

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Just For Smile

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Busy + Lazy = lesser blogging.

A few short and sweet phrases to brighten your days:

Words overheard:

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Coffee, Chocolate and Men : Somethings are just better rich.

Of course I dont look busy, I did it right the first time.

Jokes:

My little girl came home with her school project: a beautiful leaf with the words “I am thankful for my daddy” printed on it.

My eyes tearing, turning to my cha-bo-lang and I said ,” this means so much to me”

My little girl heard what I said and nodded,"I wanted to put “Justin Bieber” but my Teacher woundn’t let me."

x x x x x

Old Beng: I love U
CBL: Wow, really? :)
Old Beng: Yes, it's my favourite vowel.

x x x x x

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Beautiful Eyes

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We were at Pasir Panjang Wholesales Centre when we saw 2 cute puppies.

Running, jumping around~~

Took some photos and one of the puppies has a pair of beautiful eyes.

Ojos Bonitos

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A Good One

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This is good, watch it for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3iB47nQ6E

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LOLz

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Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~

~

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Full Moon - 都是月亮惹的祸

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Many people love to find excuses whenever something cropped up.

"No lah, not excuses la, just reasons what!"

Ya ya, reasons or excuses, you know best.

Like I always say, "有些人的理由是有些人的借口”。

Me? lim peh also find excuses la like my system buay balance, 内分泌失调 and sometimes long long never release mah.

Lately hor, don't know why leh, whenever there's full moon, lim peh see things also quite different form the usual nights. For examples, things like these:




2 Oranges

   


2 Flower Pot Base



2 Smooth Pomelos

2 Papayas - Not All Are Round

Howling~~~ like a wolf, (blaming it on the Full Moon). 

是不是，令伯都说了，都是月亮惹的祸！

令伯讲完了

一个寂静的角落处 A Quiet Corner

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在老明家中浴室里的一个寂静角落处。。。

排排站
抬头看

盼美女

却见老体

靠!

In a straight line we stood by

Tilt our heads and open our eyes

Sexy, pretty body we all pray

Saw an old uncle and ruined our day

You no understand? 有看没懂？Neh mind.

令伯讲完了

Interesting Picture Captured (15) - KPO

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To most Singaporeans, we all know that KPO means ¨A busybody or nosey parker¨. Lim peh usually read it as K-poh.

Got 1 fine afternoon hor, lim peh went for lunch and saw this interesting new sign:


KPO Building? 西米东东?


It's actually KPO cafe at Killinery Road Post Office.

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