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朝圣 - 印度尼泊尔

2012-01-03T16:28:00.003+08:00

今年第一篇 post 就由查某人顶上吧：

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二五五五年

当与外子一起决定参加由 DPL 中心于印度及尼泊尔的闭关及
朝圣活动后，
直至起程当日，
心情，
是忐忑不安的。。。。

            担心着闭关时未能完成需达到的诵咒次数，
            担心着工作及家里随时可能发生的变动，
            担心着外子的身体没法承担此行的奔波发生状况因
            而延误其他团员，
            担心着业障显现而引发一连串的障碍造成无发成行，

            一切一切的未知数，多方面的顾虑，那种担优焦虑无助
            的心情，唉，可真是煎熬！

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

十一月二十七日

闭关正式开始，时时刻刻鞭策着自己需尽力的诵咒语。
感恩 DPL 中心与 Geshe-la 的帮忙安排了椅子座位，让我们
能减少身体的不适而更能集中精神于闭关事项。

清晨的寺院，
众多的不同国度的僧侣及朝圣者鱼灌而入，
大家各自进行着朝拜活动，
佛前供花，静坐，诵经文，绕佛，持大礼拜等，
各种礼佛活动同一时间的进行着，对我而言，
当下所看见及感受到的那种虔诚与恭敬心，是多么的震撼！

那日，

当 Geshe-la 带领我们绕佛塔进行礼拜后进入正殿时，
当目光接触到庄严的释迦摩尼佛像时，
            一股莫明的喜悦感汹涌澎湃般冲阶而来，
            接者，
            眼眶不由自主的湿了。。。

怎么说呢？

有如游子在外游荡多年终于归乡的感觉，
又如树叶经过四季的洗礼，
    终于
                落。
                         叶。
                                 归。
                                        根。。。

那种即遥远但却熟悉的感觉与喜悦，是非笔墨所能形容的，
时耳闻寺院钟声，
一股安祥平静的感觉顿时涌入心中，
感恩，
我想，我终于感受到了inner peace 。。。

夜晚的寺院，

在灯火的照耀下，更是庄严美丽，
那种优美安宁的环境，必需亲临方能体会。

感恩四天的闭关终于圆满完成，大家都法喜充满！

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

接下来的朝圣景点，都让我对佛教有更进一步的认识。虽然一
路上车程遥远，但大家都愉快的渡过。

感恩一路上受到团员们的扶持与照顾，尤其是 Joanne, Lilian,
Shawn & David, 常帮忙行动缓慢的外子，感谢你们的耐心与体贴！

也要衷心感谢 Karen 及 Jaime 给予我们宝贵的忠言与帮忙，还
有 Geshe-la 及喇嘛们，Brenda，Ivan 及 DPL 中心其他的同修所
给予我们的帮助与照顾。这期间，大家互相照料关心帮忙，宛
如一个大家庭，让我们很感动，衷心感谢大家！

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老明说：看来我可以把 blog 交给查某人了。

A Simple Camera And Its Photographs

2011-12-29T16:08:00.007+08:00

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Many times when lim peh saw those beautiful, well taken photographs, lim peh always admired the skills of the photographers.

Me? I am never a good camera man neither have I a good camera. All lim peh have is just a normal digi-camera.

Actually hor, what lim peh is trying to say is that sometimes, at the right time, at the correct location, photographs taken by a normal person with a so-so digicam also boleh have quite good photographs (ha, at least to myself).

These are some photographs lim peh quite like:

Barcelona, Spain

几有 Vampire 的 feel

Madrid, Spain

Kiss!!!

Lotus in our Garden

Paris, France

蓝天微风憩静的下午

什么? 摄影技术麻麻地? 平平无奇? Neh mind la, lim peh 爽就好!

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有色漫画色色笑(二)

2011-12-27T14:38:00.000+08:00

令伯卡你讲

再分享：

哇！拾到了!!

变态的一群

令伯讲完了

17 Years

2011-12-16T00:01:00.007+08:00

Once again it´s 16 December of the year and how time flies. Looking back, 17 years ago today we exchanged our vows and seems like it happened only yesterday. 真是弹指而过。

Day by day, year by year, 我们一起走过。

From a skinny young man, I have turned into a fat, clumsy 白头翁。

纵有许多话语，我想也不必多说，妳懂的。

2011.12.16
写于17周年

A Wonderful Trip (Preview)

2011-12-13T16:38:00.000+08:00

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I am still blogging and the lack of updates is due to my oversea trip for the past 2 weeks.

I have lots to tell you about the Wonderful trip but I am rather busy since I came back, so will blog about it later and for now, look at the following few photos.

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Just For Smile

2011-11-22T11:48:00.000+08:00

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Busy + Lazy = lesser blogging.

A few short and sweet phrases to brighten your days:

Words overheard:

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Coffee, Chocolate and Men : Somethings are just better rich.

Of course I dont look busy, I did it right the first time.

Jokes:

My little girl came home with her school project: a beautiful leaf with the words “I am thankful for my daddy” printed on it.

My eyes tearing, turning to my cha-bo-lang and I said ,” this means so much to me”

My little girl heard what I said and nodded,"I wanted to put “Justin Bieber” but my Teacher woundn’t let me."

x x x x x

Old Beng: I love U
CBL: Wow, really? :)
Old Beng: Yes, it's my favourite vowel.

x x x x x

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Beautiful Eyes

2011-11-11T17:08:00.005+08:00

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We were at Pasir Panjang Wholesales Centre when we saw 2 cute puppies.

Running, jumping around~~

Took some photos and one of the puppies has a pair of beautiful eyes.

Ojos Bonitos

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A Good One

2011-11-03T16:38:00.003+08:00

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This is good, watch it for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3iB47nQ6E

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LOLz

2011-10-24T15:28:00.001+08:00

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Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~

~

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Full Moon - 都是月亮惹的祸

2011-10-17T17:18:00.001+08:00

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Many people love to find excuses whenever something cropped up.

"No lah, not excuses la, just reasons what!"

Ya ya, reasons or excuses, you know best.

Like I always say, "有些人的理由是有些人的借口”。

Me? lim peh also find excuses la like my system buay balance, 内分泌失调 and sometimes long long never release mah.

Lately hor, don't know why leh, whenever there's full moon, lim peh see things also quite different form the usual nights. For examples, things like these:

2 Oranges

2 Flower Pot Base

2 Smooth Pomelos

2 Papayas - Not All Are Round

Howling~~~ like a wolf, (blaming it on the Full Moon).

是不是，令伯都说了，都是月亮惹的祸！

令伯讲完了

一个寂静的角落处 A Quiet Corner

2011-10-11T16:08:00.019+08:00

令伯卡你讲

在老明家中浴室里的一个寂静角落处。。。

排排站
抬头看

盼美女

却见老体

靠!

In a straight line we stood by

Tilt our heads and open our eyes

Sexy, pretty body we all pray

Saw an old uncle and ruined our day

You no understand? 有看没懂？Neh mind.

令伯讲完了

Interesting Picture Captured (15) - KPO

2011-10-05T14:48:00.001+08:00

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To most Singaporeans, we all know that KPO means ¨A busybody or nosey parker¨. Lim peh usually read it as K-poh.

Got 1 fine afternoon hor, lim peh went for lunch and saw this interesting new sign:

KPO Building? 西米东东?

It's actually KPO cafe at Killinery Road Post Office.

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有色漫画色色笑(一)

2011-09-28T15:53:00.002+08:00

令伯卡你讲

令伯的一个好友，我们叫他 “色叔叔” 最近传了几篇好好笑的有色卡通漫画，一起分享：

还有哦，陆续而来。。。

令伯讲完了

Fund Raising For The Haemophilia Society of Singapore

2011-09-15T11:08:00.001+08:00

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Am helping to raise funds for the following Charitable Organisation in Singapore:

The Haemophilia Society of Singapore

A brief introduction of what Haemophilia is:

Haemophilia is a lifelong bleeding disorder that prevents blood from clotting properly. Unlike a normal person, if a Haemophiliac gets a cut, he will not stop bleeding easily. The main problems face by a Haemophiliac is the bleeding and swelling in joints, especially in the ankles, knees and elbows. He will need to inject himself with Clotting Factors (very expensive drug) to ease the pain and stop the bleedings.

The Society has printed Calendar for 2012 (Sceneries around the World) and selling at $10 per calendar to raise funds. Please help if you can by placing order.

All proceeds will go to The Haemophilia Society of Singapore

We will do delivery (only in Singapore) for orders of 10 calendars and above (You can help by asking your relatives, friends and colleagues to purchase or you can buy more and give them as gift). Purchasing of calendar less than 10 will be mailed to you.

Please email to lim peh at old_beng@yahoo.com.sg to order.

The sceneries in the calendar were taken by the members of the Society.

Cover of Calendar

January 2012 - Stourhead Garden, England

April 2012 - Templo de Debod, Spain

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Vegetables Jokes

2011-09-05T10:58:00.001+08:00

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Saw these super funny Vegetables Jokes on a friend´s Facebook Wall, share share:

Q: Which vege is homosexual?
A: Beansprout – Dao GAY!

Q: Which vege is the stingiest?
A: Kiam Chye

Q: Which vege is worth as much as your monthly income?
A: Celery

Q: Which vege is seldom happy but Extremely holy?
A: Bittergourd

Q: Which vege seller is not simple minded but has a scheming mind?
A: Potato seller bcos he buay gan tan (not simple)

Q: Which vege is worth as much as a diamond?
A: Carrot

Q: Which vege is the fav among SPG?
A: Watercress! Cos Asian 不是她们的菜，they like 西洋菜

Add 2 more:

Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
A: Ketchup.

Q: What happens when you sit on a grape?
A: It gives a little wine.

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A Quarter Century Ago...

2011-08-31T17:18:00.001+08:00

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I always like to show an old old photo of mine and ask my peng-you to try to search for lim peh in that photo.

9 out of 10 will guess wrongly. You don't think so? Try to search la:

Yeah, a bit small hor

If you are thinking why lim peh this photo no blanco my hum-sup face? I tell you la, this photo so small, all the faces also not clear one, no need to blanco lah.

Anyway, no need to strain your eyes la, lim peh give you a clue la. Look at the year of the photo cos lim peh was borned in the 60s.

You want a clearer picture? Ok, this one really looked like lim peh back then in the 80s.

How? Yan dao hor :)

Anyway, lim peh remembered when I was teaching, I was only about 20 years old nia.

The Cyber-world is really tok kong. After 26 years, since I left teaching in 1985, I saw my photographs in the Facebook of the Primary School Group which I was teaching.

From there, lim peh managed to keep in touch with some of my students. They were 8 to 11 years old then and now all in their 30s.

2 of my students met up with lim peh 26 years later. Both were my Primary 2 students then - Pei Fen and Phillip

Look at lim peh's white hair

It's good to catch up with my students and looking at them (now in their 30s) really makes lim peh feel LKK (lao kok kok)

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送走草蜢哥，迎来小鸟妹

2011-08-25T10:28:00.001+08:00

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The last round we sent the big Grasshopper away to a bigger park, that very night a fat little birdy came to our house.

lim peh was told that this fat little birdy is very small and round and looks like a cute puffy cotton ball and only sleeps in our 芙蓉 tree at night. Want to see this fat little birdy during daytime? 想都不用想。

Hmmm, lim peh must try to take the photograph of this mysterious fat little birdy. NPNT mah. (No picture no talk)

I only have the chance to see this little fat birdy one night when lim peh came home from work.

I tell you ah, this fat little birdy really slept like nobody's business one, lim peh went so near to it, took photo left right up down centre, she also totally bo chap, 照睡不顾。

Sleeping deeply

Fat little birdy with a long sharp beak

From another angle

For the past few nights, this fat little birdy had been sleeping at the exact same spot of the tree, guess she has 认定 this place as her hotel liao.

Sleep la, no problem so long you don't shit all over my place can already. A little shit will help to fertilise the plant anyway, so ok la.

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Intruder

2011-08-22T16:08:00.001+08:00

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Not too long ago, an intruder came to our garden. It not only 不请自来，重当正系它自己的王国，丝毫不把我们放在眼里。

Actually, we were ok with its sudden existance, though sometimes looking at it did amaze lim peh a lot: the 2 BIG round "eyes", the long 刺刺 leg etc.

lim peh present to you, the Intruder of our garden: Mr Grasshopper (A full length of at least 10cm long)

Play stunt somemore - hang upside down

I tell you ah, this Grasshopper very choosy one, of all the plants in the garden, it only liked to stay at 3 types of the plants: Mutabilis，Hibiscus and the small Lemon plant. (Think these 3 plants have the best taste leaves)

To be frank, lim peh is ok if you wanna have a change of taste in your meal but at least 自动一点，不要这么衰款, can?

See how this 衰款 grasshopper ate the leaves.

Never finished eating a leaf completely one, here eat a bit, there bite a bit, look at 它的杰作 all the ugly leaves.

Like that 衰款 lim peh still can chin chai la, ugly a little bit also neh mind la BUT what the Mr Grasshopper did next really made lim peh buay tahan, 火都来了！

Look at the following 2 photos:

它奶奶个熊，it ate the young flower buds!

Wah lao eh, like that lim peh cannot tahan anymore liao. Ate leaves until one lobang here, one lobang there I still can close one eye la, ate the flower buds, sorry la, sayonara yo!

With that, the incident of the Intruder in our Garden came to an end. We helped Mr Grasshopper to find a better home with many more trees and plants for it to choose to eat, we sent it to a big park - West Coast Park.

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背影（二）

2011-08-11T16:18:00.003+08:00

心情急躁

转身一瞥

伊人

背

影

四周

刹那间

安

谧

背影（一）

Beautiful Animals

2011-08-03T11:18:00.000+08:00

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Saw some of these beautifully taken photos of Animals:

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More Ha Ha Ha Clips

2011-07-29T12:48:00.002+08:00

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More funny clips for you:

Funny doggy

Ha ha, silly cat

Kah Chng itchy lah

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Beautifully Written

2011-07-22T16:48:00.001+08:00

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Received these beautifully written words from a friend´s email.

If an egg is broken by an outside force... a Life ends
If an egg breaks from within... Life begins
Great things always begin from Within

It’s better to lose your Ego to the one you love
Than to lose the one you love... because of Ego

Why we have so many Temples, if GOD is everywhere?
A Wise Man said:
Air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it.

When you trust someone, trust him completely without any doubt
At the end, you would get one of the two:
Either a lesson for your Life or a very good person

Life is not about the people who act true to your face
It’s about the people who remain true behind your back

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武侠

2011-07-18T15:48:00.002+08:00

令伯卡你讲

评戏之

5 = 超级好戏，非看不可；
4 = 好戏，值得购票看；
3 = 还可以看；
2 = 免费戏票以及有多余的时间才看；
1 = 别浪费时间；

现今谁的电影最卖？我想除了甄子丹之外，不作他人之想。

“武侠”由陈可辛执导，除了甄子丹，导演也找来了金城武，再加上汤唯和老戏骨惠英红以及影坛一代枭雄王羽。

在谈“武侠”之前，先来看看陈可辛导演的往年作品。

1991 年，处女作品“双城故事”叫好叫座，打响第一炮。

1996 年的“甜蜜蜜”，2002 年的“三更”以及2007 年的“投名状”都令人赞赏。

原来陈可辛执导的最后三部电影“武侠”，“投名状”以及“如果•爱”都找来了金城武当男主角。

“武侠”故事极为简单，也千遍一律。坏人想改过自新，隐姓埋名当个平凡人过平凡日子，却被昔日同党找上门。。。

第一男主角甄子丹也是该片的武术指导，只是我总觉得这次的动作麻麻而已。

影片开始将近一个小时后才真正掀开对打：甄子丹对垒惠英红的双刀。以为两人对打应该会很精彩，但我失望了。

失望之余，只好满怀期待的等甄子丹与大魔头王羽碰面决战。只是年老的王羽如何与如今在巅峰期的甄子丹对打，一个不小心失手打伤阿伯可不是闹着玩的，难怪甄子丹不敢与王羽真正的对打。

我想因为这样才会有甄子丹自斩一臂的情节，无需两人拳头对拳头的对打。

影片虽以“武侠”为名，其实没什么“武”也没什么“侠”。故事单薄，人物不够鲜明，武打部分无法满足观众，所幸风景幽美，戏中出现的古时闹钟与保险套也令人嗤笑。

但票房方面也肯定不会有问题。

陈可辛本身就是一个保证，再加上甄子丹的魅力就会吸引人们买票进戏院，何况大帅哥金城武的强大女粉丝也肯定会为票房带来可观的成绩。

虽然不是很多人喜欢汤唯，但也会有人为了看她而买票进场。年长者可能会为了王羽与惠英红进场。

就凭金城武就能吸引许多女粉丝进场

汤唯：漂亮，秀丽，我喜欢！

我给“武侠” 3

令伯讲完了

Funny Jokes Taken From Wendy´s Blog

2011-07-13T14:28:00.001+08:00

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Read some funny jokes from fellow blogger Wendy, must share them here.

Made some amendments on the names of the characters though.

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Lao Hero walks into a pub, sits down on a bench and orders a cold beer. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another.

He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred Lao Hero, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."

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Lao Hero and his wife were watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to Pray for the Sick.

The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand."

Lao Hero placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes.

His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"

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3 men No Eyes, Lao Hero and Old Beng are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing woman.

These 3 dirty fellows 咸湿佬 fall all over themselves in an effort to be the 1 to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the 3 suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The young No Eyes speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the pretty woman, "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to Lao Hero and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts Lao Hero.

"My, my," said the pretty woman, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the young man's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the 3 men and says, "How about you, Old Beng?"

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to No Eyes and Lao Hero and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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Embarassing Moment - 撞衫

2011-07-08T15:08:00.000+08:00

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Have we all not at one time or another, 撞衫 clash attire with another person in a gathering or during a wedding dinner?

几尴尬一下，especially if that person 穿得比你好看一百倍。

To us, 撞衫没什么大不了啦 but to most celebrities, 哇! 大件事咯!!

两人撞衫: Maggie Q and 李玟

三人撞衫: 王菲，章子怡 and 林志玲

四人撞衫: 梁咏琪，陈慧琳，赵薇 and 阿梅

Actually, these are still not the worst scenerio, lim peh present to you, the most jia-lat clashing

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Shirt and table cloth

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Four - Thai Movie

2011-07-06T10:28:00.022+08:00

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My movie grading:

5 = Great show, sibeh nice, no horse run, sure must watch.
4 = A good show worth paying to watch.
3  = Watchable
2  = Free ticket and have spare time then watch;
1  = Don't waste your time;

lim peh always like Ghost stories.

Lately, the ghost movies from Korea and Thailand are getting better, much better than the USA, Taiwan and Hong Kong.

Some Thai movies which lim peh consider good ones were Shutter, Phobia I and II, Screen etc.

Actually, omnibus movies are my favourites cos you can get 4 movies albeit a bit short for the price of 1.

The lastest Thai ghost movie is a foursome - Lud See Lud aka Four.

Directed by 4 acclaimed directors of Thailand, 4 is an anthology film features 4 stories of drama, action, thriller and comedy.

Super brief storylines (no worries, no spoilers):

(1) Clean-Up Day: A group of young punks talking away...

(2) The Gift Shop For The Ones You Hate: Like the title, a gift shop...

(3) Eerie Night: 3 on the run criminals running into an old desserted warehouse...

(4) Dead Grandpa: A dead Ah Gong who refused to die...

Cha-bo-lang and I watched the DVD one weekend afternoon but we stopped the disc after the first 2 stories. Not that they were so scary until we dare not watch but they were so lousy until we couldn't continue to finish watching the whole disc. Yes, it's that bad. (Do understand that this is solely my opinion and to my taste).

Since lim peh already bought the DVD, I would want to finish the whole movie, be it good or lousy. So one day lim peh managed to sit still and finish the remaining 3rd and 4th story.

After watching the whole movie, the 3rd and 4th stories were better than the first 2 but still a great disappoinment to me.

Is the movie really so bad? Yes but to be fair, there were some good points like:

Story (1) : The director finished the whole scene in 1 long shot and that's quite cool.
Story (3) : The main lead Ananda Everingham acted rather well, very different from his other usual role and the finger cutting scenes were quite gross.
Story (4) : That "sissy" actor was rather funny even though he was a little bit over.

Overall, the stories are weak and lack in the gist of the unique Thai horror movies.

紧张不够紧张，刺激不够刺激，恐怖不够恐怖，平淡如温水。

I can only give "Lud 4 Lud" （2 ）（Free ticket and have spare time then watch).

lim peh kong wan liao

Swollen Cheek

2011-07-01T17:38:00.006+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

I tell you ah, got 1 day hor, my left cheek suddenly swelled up leh. Everytime I open my mouth, it felt painful sia and my mouth also could not open big big, eat also quite difficult.

Ai-yo, show you the picture of my poor swollen cheek due to my swelling gum:

Tell you hor, when lim peh looked into the mirror, I saw my face actually like got baby-fat and quite chubby leh, only thing was quite buay balance lor, only one-side swollen. Many FB friends told me to drink more 凉茶, think lim peh too heaty liao.

One good friend of mine said I fat means fat la, what baby fat. I know la, he jealous of my ~~humsap~~ handsome face. Even my colleague said I looked cute. (Yee? why lim peh suddenly heard so many people puking?)

Anyway, my jealous friend also asked me why lim peh want to 打肿脸皮充胖子，he really kns lor.

I showed my swollen left cheek to my cha-bo-lang and she told me she had a brilliant idea to solve the imbalance of my face.

"How? Tell me, faster tell me", lim peh pleaded my cha-bo-lang to tell me her brilliant idea to solve my one-sided baby-fat cheek.

"Come, I give you one tight slap on your right cheek, then sure balance..." cha-bo-lang 边笑边说。

Wa-piangz, 认真靠害！

lim peh hope my swollen cheek can recover quickly so that I can look my normal self again, see lim peh's picture before swelling:

How? Yan dao hor? Ha ha ha.

lim peh kong wan liao

What Do You Think? 你怎么看？

2011-06-28T11:58:00.003+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

Saw this post by a Singaporean and it keeps me thinking.

你怎么看？

lim peh kong wan liao

Snorkeling in Bali

2011-06-23T10:38:00.009+08:00

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lim peh remember hor, nong nong time ago (think maybe about 15 years ago liao), me and my cha-bo-lang went to Bali for a short holiday getaway trip.

What can one do when in Bali? 不外是 eating, shopping, sun-tanning, swimming / surfing / snorkeling / diving etc.

So, like most tourists, we did most of the things when we were there.

lim peh remembered that morning, we had a very good breakfast in the hotel : fried noodle, bacon, sausages, toasts, beans, eggs etc and me the typical kiasu Singaporean, lim peh ate until my stomach very full.

After makan, we planned to go for snorkeling (our very first time).

We took a speedboat at the beach near the hotel and after about 30 minutes, the speedboat stopped. lim peh was feeling a bit uncomfortable during the speedboat journey, think must be because lim peh ate too much. ( Orh-bee-good, tam chak la, 吃够本啦。)

I have always known that my cha-bo-lang is "very the brave one", she can do lots of things which are beyond her scope.

lim peh say so because the best part was, my cha-bo-lang couldn't even swim and she dared to jumped into the sea to snorkel (lim peh reckoned it was about 10 m deep or more). Guess she must had felt safe with lim peh around la. (Macho Beng!!! - 几臭美一下。)

Seeing that my cha-bo-lang 敢敢跳下海，lim peh also quickly jumped in after her (You know la, you jump, lim peh jump). We saw some corals and many fishes swimming around us.

lim peh was really surprised to see my cha-bo-lang swimming and snorkeling rather well even though that was her first time doing it.

After snorkeling for about 15 minutes, most of the time holding my breath underwater, lim peh started to feel uncomfortable again so lim peh went up to the speedboat to rest.

lim peh was sitting on the boat watching my cha-bo-lang enjoying her snorkeling....

lim peh almost kong wan liao BUT my cha-bo-lang insisted lim peh to let her finished her side of story, so here she goes

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(From cha-bo-lang):
I was really enjoying my first snorkeling when I saw my Ah pui went up to the speedboat after just a mere 15 minutes in the water. He told me he wasn't feeling so well so taking a short rest.

I continued my wonderful snorkeling watching all the beautiful fishes swimming around me and suddenly I saw all the fishes rushing to the speedboat. Somebody from the speedboat was throwing food into the sea feeding the fishes thus attracting them to swim towards it.

Hmmm.... wonder who was the kind soul but WAIT, could it be what I thought?

OMG!!! Yes, it's what I actually thought, my Ah pui was feeding the fishes with his breakfast (bacon, sausages, egg ...)
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Ai-yoh, cha-bo-lang's story makes lim peh so malu~~

lim peh and cha-bo-lang kong wan liao

Life´s Like That

2011-06-17T12:58:00.001+08:00

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Received this email recently, share share:

1). Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

2). Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3). Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..

4). If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it..

5). Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

6). When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

7). Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

8). You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

9). We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

10). A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

lim peh kong wan liao

Jokes / 笑话 (RA)

2011-06-09T14:58:00.003+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

Wow, 几久 never share some jokes here liao, hope you like these few:

x x x x x

A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: "Well, Madame, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase. The first is dat I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Sir said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I cook better than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook?"

Maria: "Sir said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."

Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Madam.......your son's tutor said that."

Wife: "So.........OK......... how much do you want?"

x x x x x

一个大近视眼的女生去买鞋，试穿的时候，把蹲在身前的店员的秃头，看成了自己的膝盖。

那个女生觉得连膝盖都露出来，腿实在是露太多了，赶紧把裙子盖上去，结果害得那店员以为停电了。。

x x x x x

The queen of England was visiting one of Singapore's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient, Lau Hero, was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

Old Beng the doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving another patient, No Eyes, a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

Old Beng replied, "Same problem, richer patient."

x x x x x

老英雄的太太突发奇想，想让丈夫有个意外惊喜。

於是她载上假发，换上一套全新的衣服，并化了一个与平日不同的妆，然後到老英雄的办公室，卖弄风骚的说：“嗨！帅哥，你想不想和我。。。”

老英雄看了她一眼，立刻打断她的话，说：“不！我什麽也不想，我一看到妳就联想到我的老婆。”

x x x x x

lim peh kong wan liao

Midnight FM 播音夜，杀人夜

2011-06-02T12:08:00.009+08:00

令伯卡你讲

评戏之

5 = 超级好戏，非看不可；
4 = 好戏，值得购票看；
3 = 还可以看；
2 = 免费戏票以及有多余的时间才看；
1 = 别浪费时间；

最近观赏了好一些韩国电影DVD，其中一部是由刘智太所主演的“Midnight FM” 新加波译为“播音夜，杀人夜”。

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故事大纲

男主角（刘智泰饰演）闯进了女主角（秀爱饰演）的家中，以女主角的妹妹以及女儿为人质，要求女主角，DJ的最后一晚值夜班听从他的指示播歌曲。如有任何差错在播歌上，女主角的亲人将会受伤害。。。

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男主角是我欣赏的刘智泰。他在Ditto里令人喜爱的角色

和在Old Boy 里的大反派都演得入木三分。他似乎非常适合饰演这些变态者，邪邪的，让人望着他就会不由自主的害怕。

在这套“Midmight FM”里，他把变态者的胆大，心细，沉静，果断，无畏的性格演的丝丝入戏。

这套戏好看吗？好看。

从一开始就紧张，一步一步把观众的目光锁定住。从男主角指示的第一首歌，女主角播对歌曲但却是由错歌手所演唱的版本，而令到妹妹被男主角剪断脚趾开始，观众就已被剧情牵着走。

正当我们以为女主角肯定会为了家人的安危着想而尽全力播放男主角所要求的歌曲，电台的高级制作人插了一脚进来，不知事情的严重性而拒绝妥协，令到男主角大开杀戒。

戏中有一段，女主角飞车紧跟着男主角的车而小女儿就被锁在车尾箱里，男主角突然煞车，想要女主角把车撞上他的车尾箱，确实令我看到飙汗。

固禁，折磨，冷血，搏斗，对峙，飞车，所有一切刺激性的片段都有，而且并不像一些韩片那么血腥。

作为一部悬疑片，有超过一百分钟的紧张刺激，“Midmight FM”是成功的。

男主角刘智泰的演技非常精湛，饰演女儿的小演员也让人赞赏，反而女主角秀爱演得好吗？我觉得麻麻地而已，虽然她凭这部戏赢了几个奖。

我给“Midnight FM” 4 （好戏，值得购票看）。

令伯讲完了

Haunters - Korean Movie

2011-05-25T12:08:00.006+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

My movie grading:

5 = Great show, sibeh nice, no horse run, sure must watch.
4 = A good show worth paying to watch.
3 = Watchable
2 = Free ticket and have spare time then watch;
1 = Don't waste your time;

Read from the papers that a Korean film "Haunters" is coming to town in June 2011.

Somehow, rather strange that lim peh is able to chance upon the DVD months before the show is actually going to be released here.

Haunters

The movie "Haunters aka Psychic aka Hunters" tells a story of 1 man, the villain (Kang Dong-Won), who is able to control the minds of others. He uses his power to get money from pawnshops and private loans companies.

During 1 of his actions, he meets the good guy (Go Soo) who is immune to his mind controlling supernatural power thus the 2 men clash and the story unfolds.

Haunters is a Sci-Fi thriller but it's not scary, not shockingly horror and not much blood shown (unlike the common Korean Thrillers).

lim peh sat through the movie (almost 2 hours) and enjoyed it very much except the last 10 minutes - an ending too absurd and affected my high view on it, but again this is a Sci-Fi so I guess it's really ok.

There are 2 scenes in the movie which I really get the "Wow" feelings.

Once when the 2 of them confronts each other in the Sub-way station and once when they face each other in a flat. Both situations involve many innocent bystanders and the tensions of the scenes are really superb.

I give "Haunters" (4) (A good show worth paying to watch).

lim peh kong wan liao

缤纷色彩

2011-05-19T15:38:00.033+08:00

令伯卡你讲

Lightings At Plaza Mayor, Madrid Spain

X'mas Lightings in Madrid

Beautiful Fountains

Colourful Cute Toys

Lobby At The Heeren

Basement Canteen of 佛牙寺

近来发现自己越来越喜欢色彩缤纷。

是因为这世界太多黑白不分，所以选择悦目的五彩缤纷？

难道年纪越来越大，就越喜欢色彩？

还是令伯老来娇？

令伯讲完了

Ha Ha Advertisement

2011-05-09T12:28:00.004+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

Was strolling with cha-bo-lang to Clementi Central to have our breakfast one fine morning when we saw this banner.

When lim peh saw the "CHIL CAR", I was thinking what car are they selling? Chilled Car?

Then cha-bo-lang told me to read the Chinese characters instead.

Wah piangz!!! CHILD CARE not CHIL CAR!

lim peh kong wan liao

“Source Code”

2011-05-03T14:18:00.004+08:00

Before watching the show, lim peh already knew that this is a Sci-fi thriller and I am one who like Sci-fi movies.

A brief storyline:

An army helicopter pilot wakes up in a train to find himself in another man's body with only 8 minutes to search for a bomb and the bomber who planted it. He has no memory with him and the waking up repeats itself over and over again until he finds the bomber...

Am not going to talk about the story as I do not wish to spoil your fun watching it.

The Director of this film is Duncan Zowie Jones, who is the son of the Rock star David Bowie and "Source Code" is his 2nd film. His first Movie is "Moon", a very good movie as well. (Definitely 1 of the top 10 Sci-fi movies in my list)

Ok, so much about the Director, back to "Source Code"

When I first realised the plot of the movie is going to be repeating itself after the bomb explodes, I was not very keen and felt that such a way of telling a story has been done in many other movies BUT this movie is different and every repetition of the actor going back to the 8 minutes search brings out a new and different result.

The main lead is not travelling back in time but something different. As the main lead keeps going back to the same scene in the train with only 8 minutes, the people he meets, the situation unfolds bits by bits and the audiences watching the show knew that the actor will die in the end.

Reaching the end, everything stops and the scene freezes with the actor holding the actress, showing affection to each other and the whole train of passengers smiling, laughing with the camera pulling out the freezes scene.... Happiness in eternity!

To me, if the movie were to end here, it will be a almost perfect one but the Director continue to roll the camera and the story continues for another 10 minutes, with a happy ending of course.

It's just like 金庸的神雕侠侣，杨过与小龙女的结局 --- 十六年后的重逢。不重逢，神雕侠侣可以算完美结束吗？当然可以，只是谁又会狠心不让他们重逢呢？

With "Source Code" additional happy ending, I minus 1 star from my liking of this movie.

I give "Source Code " (4 ) (A good show worth paying to watch).

lim peh kong wan liao

Plants Plants Plants

2011-04-26T12:08:00.010+08:00

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Just when lim peh was going to work this morning, I saw our 芙蓉 Hibiscus Mutabilis 开花 again. There are quite a number of flower buds but only 1 blossoms so far. (click to enlarge photographs)

Beautiful white and all the buds around it

It can be seen that the edge of the petal is turning pinkish (from another angle)

芙蓉花 Hibiscus Mutabilis is a flower which will blossom with 3 colours in a day, see my previous post for more information.

Had wanted to post and upload some photographs of our plants but somehow too busy, eh actually too lazy to do so (busy is just a lousy excuse) and really no mood to blog lately.

Anyway, managed to squeeze out some time and took some photos during the past weeks. Tidy them a little bit and tah-dah, here it goes:

Small flowering plant ~~of name lim peh don't know~~ Jasmine 茉莉花

I like the shape of this Jasmine

Know what flower this is?

Yes, it's a yellow Hibiscus

Unique Bougainvillea : Pink + White flowers

There´s this plant in our garden which lim peh fancy it very much and I normally will specifically show it to friends who come to my place : I call it "The Birdy Plant" as the correct name is so long - Euphorbia Bracteata (小鸟花 or 翠雀珊瑚)

Can spot the Birdy Plant?

See the resemblance of the Birdies

The young flower buds of Hydrangea 绣球花

Different colours

Blue Blue

Blue and Yellow

Romantic Purple

Striking Pink

Soothing Pinkish White

The Shrub outside our house

Powdery smell of the Yellow Flowers draws Bees to it

含苞待放的莲花Lotus

Fully bloomed

Previous posts on our plants 1, 2 & 3

lim peh kong wan liao

Interesting Picture Captured (14) - Capsicum

2011-04-18T09:58:00.002+08:00

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Went "par-tor" with cha-bo-lang one day (eh... actually just went to our weekly routine grocery shopping la) and saw these beautiful capsicums on sale.

Yellow, Black, Red, Purple, White, Green and Orange

That was the first time lim peh saw all 7 different colours of capsicums. The different colours of the capsicums were in different baskets but to take a picture with all the capsicums in 1 basket, lim peh took 1 each from the basket and placed all in 1 basket and my action actually brought eye-stares from a few aunties near me.
Swee bo?

lim peh kong wan liao

不色笑话

2011-04-12T10:02:00.000+08:00

令伯卡你讲

上次转载了一些有色笑话，这几篇老少咸宜，人人能读：

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某日，无眼仔匆匆忙忙的拦了一部计程车，上车对司机说道：“我要到机场，我赶时间，麻烦请快一点。”

司机：“赶飞机吗？几点的？”

无眼仔：“十点二十分的。”

司机笑着说：“别开玩笑了，现在都十点三十分了，飞机又不会等你。”

无眼仔：“对不起，我就是这班飞机的驾驶员。”

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有一天，老英雄的太太买了只烤鸭回家，一到家就把鸭放在桌上。

想不到，老英雄闻香而来。太太发现就对他说：“你敢对那只烤鸭怎样，我就对你怎样！（带点凶）

老英雄这时也感受到了太太的威胁可是又很想吃烤鸭，因此老英雄就舔了鸭屁股。

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老明很喜欢坐同一部公司巴士的一位女生。

一天，他鼓起勇气传纸条给坐在后面的女生，纸条上写着：“我是老明，我很喜欢妳。如果妳愿意跟我做朋友，请把纸条传回来；如果妳不喜欢我，请把纸条丢到窗外去。”

过了一会儿，女生吧纸条慢慢传了回来。

老明高兴地把纸条打开，纸条上写着：“窗户打不开！”

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令伯讲完了

我看韩片“看见恶魔 I Saw The Devil ”

2011-04-06T17:48:00.014+08:00

令伯卡你讲

近日看了好几部电影：一些烂片，一些还 OK 和一些水准极高。

由于上电影院看电影是极为浪费时间，金钱的消遣玩意，再加上老安哥并不想跟年轻人挤，我大多数是买DVD来观赏。

烂片不说，还 OK 的讲一点点，高水准的就多谈一些。

评戏之

5 = 超级好戏，非看不可。
4 = 好戏，值得购票看；
3 = 还可以看；
2 = 免费戏票以及有多余的时间才看；
1 = 别浪费时间；

来来，泡杯咖啡，吃个包，慢慢听令伯讲：

近来，韩片越来越精彩。多年前看了“Old Boy 老男孩”，对戏中男主角崔岷植的演技非常欣赏。

刚刚观赏了一部好片子：“看见恶魔”。

“看见魔鬼 I Saw The Devil”

这部“看见恶魔”，崔岷植饰演一名外表正常但极度冷血，变态的连环杀人魔对上李秉宪饰演的复仇特勤组警官。

好人惩罚坏人是复仇片千古不变的情节，以暴易暴，但是到最后谁才是魔鬼，已无法分得清楚。

此片暴力非常，但见得到的血腥与暴力并不是最可怕的，虽然那些恶心却异常逼真的血腥镜头真的令人看到头皮发麻；

最可怕的却是人性上的黑暗，为报复而报复，一次又一次的虐惩，毒打，然后似猫戏老鼠把杀人魔放了，再接着再次找上他，毒打一顿，再放，再打。。。

戏一开始不久，我就象不再是看戏的旁观者而已：我的心情，恐惧，不安随着戏份逐渐进入思绪与四肢，随着戏中人物而呼吸。

“看见恶魔”片长超过两小时，开始杀人魔的血腥暴力镜头，然后被李秉宪盯上虐打，到屡占上风的李秉宪因轻敌而局势遭扭转，陷入极度危机，继而演变成两大巨星对峙，斗智，斗体力，斗狠。

从未试过看一部戏象看这部“看见恶魔”这样，看到中途，压迫感强烈到我必须把影碟暂时定格住，舒缓一下紧张到不行的心。

已忘记我有多久没看戏看到这么忘我，这么被震撼到。就一个字形容：爽！

整部戏不适合未成年人观赏，杀人细节，强暴镜头，裸露和折磨手段从头到尾不曾停过。胆小者也最好别屁股痒去看，因为片中的血腥殘暴的非人行為，真實的讓人极为不舒服。

我给 “看见恶魔”（5 颗）（超级好戏，非看不可）。

令伯讲完了

Ha Ha Ha Clips

2011-04-04T10:48:00.005+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

Saw these few clips, really make me laugh.

Wahahahaha~~

Jia lat loh~~

So darn suay lor~~

Another darn suay one~~

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These are what lim peh call 自己攞嚟衰~~

Serve him right~~

Action la~~

My food~~

Gutless cat~~

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lim peh kong wan liao

No Eyes See

2011-03-29T15:48:00.001+08:00

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One morning, while leaving for work, lim peh saw an unbelievable sight.

This is so freaking dangerous!

A construction worker was on the top of the roof of a house without any safety precaution whatsoever. lim peh zoomed in my phone and took this photo.

Looking at this photo, you may think it's not too high leh

Gasp!!!

Yeah, lim peh saw already also shake head, really no eyes see.

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Interesting Picture Captured (13) - BIG!!!

2011-03-21T10:08:00.002+08:00

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Caught a photo with item which is relatively BIG.

A super BIG pumpkin

The weight of the pumpkin was 65.5 kg, darn 夸张！

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那一年

2011-03-16T09:38:00.001+08:00

那一年

我们赤着脚

一手提布鞋

一同牵着手

面向夕阳

不急不徐

地

走着

那一年

我总让妳把我的手臂当枕头

压到手臂麻木不堪

也不发出一声怨言

就

默默地静观

妳那睡着
的
容颜

那一年

我们竟然

不睡觉

纵然已敌不过睡意

眼皮沉重到不行

却

彼此都不想放下电话

那一年

我们年轻

那一年。。。

Cosplay

2011-03-11T11:21:00.000+08:00

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If after reading the title of this post, thinking that you may see Old Beng in cosplay, ha, ha.

Last weekend, me and my cha-bo-lang went to the "Health And Beauty Fair" which was held at Suntec Convention Centre level 4.

When the lift door open at level 4, we saw a group of youngers in full cosplay.

Uncle couldn't help but kept looking at them. Luckily, all of them boh-chap my 2 eyes big big staring at them.

There were many people taking their photographs too and uncle also 唔执输 took a few photographs, some I asked for permission but some lim peh just took them as we walked passed them.

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老英雄的有色笑话

2011-03-01T12:18:00.009+08:00

令伯卡你讲

老英雄刚跟俺说了以下的18+ 的笑话，分享之：

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老明，无眼仔以及老英雄误闯入一条村落，无意中撞见到一名女人洗澡。

族长发现了，把三人绑起来：“找死吗？我的女人也敢偷看？我要惩罚你们！”

老明,无眼仔以及老英雄连声讨饶。

族长道：“好，我让你们选择死或者弹你的咕咕鸟一百下。”

老明：“我选择咕咕鸟被弹一百下。”

族长道：“好，拉下去弹。”

过一会儿，远处传来老明一阵阵被弹的惨叫声～～

无眼仔：“我也选咕咕鸟被弹一百下。”

过一会儿，远处也传来无眼仔一阵阵被弹的惨叫声～～

老英雄心想他们俩都痛不欲生，我宁愿痛快的死，就说：“我宁愿死！”

族长道：“好，你有勇气。来人，把他拉下去，弹他的咕咕鸟到死为止！”

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有一日，老英雄发现自己左边的睾丸变了色，就去看了医生。

医生说：“睾丸癌，要切除。”

手术成功，出院后的第二天，老英雄又发现右边睾丸也变了色。

医生又说：“睾丸癌，要切除。”

这次的切除手术也很成功。

出院后的隔天，晴天霹雳！老英雄发现他的咕咕鸟又变了色！！

医生：“。。。要切除。”

手术后，老英雄回家洗衣时才发现
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原来底裤脱色。

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* 感谢无眼仔以及老英雄的情商演出。

令伯讲完了

A Series Of CNY Events

2011-02-25T15:38:00.006+08:00

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This year’s Chinese New Year was really meaningful, eventful and wonderful to lim peh.

For a good start, we had our reunion dinner at my mum’s place on the New Year Eve.

Uncle, Sis-in-law, Bro, Mum, Sis, Sis, Niece, Uncle, OB, Aunty

After a happy get together dinner, me and my cha-bo-lang went to DPL to attend the CNY Pujas. Our first time attending such Puja at DPL and we were all so blessed.

Photo credit : Gaden Shartse Dro-Phen Ling

We left DPL Centre and on our way back, we detoured to 四马路的观音庙. As it was about 2 am, we thought that the crowd should be more or less not so crowded but we were wrong. There were so many people still queuing to go into the temple.

Really People Mountain People Sea

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Chinese New Year 不外是拜年，派红包，吃，赌点小钱。

Normally, my CBL will leave some oranges as decoration during CNY.

The oranges arrangement in 2010

In 2011, they were arranged differently

The 财神爷红包 really nice

We usually have some flowers with us, New Year or no New Year.

There were also some simple decoration.

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What better things to do than to invite friends to your place to chat, eat, gamble and the auspicious 鱼生捞-ing?

Some friends came on the 2nd day of CNY and most of them are 博士（赌博的博）。

赌神，赌王，赌圣，赌霸，赌侠，赌仙？

After a few rounds of gambling, we had a good 捞起。

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We also invited some bloggers to our house for another 捞起 session on another night.

Bloggers attended were Elydia and Peter, Xorpheus, Momo and Meng; A pity Joshua couldn’t make it.

Elydia and Xorpheus were the 2 early birdies and they had some fish porridge before our 捞起 session started.

2 Happy Early Birds

鱼生 prepared by cha-bo-lang

HUAT AH!!!!

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This year, we have also arranged for some Lama to visit our house and we were so blessed to be able to have some many of them with us.

For the first time, my cha-bo-lang and I went to 佛牙寺 on 正月十五 and 扛经书。The 经书 was heavier than we thought but we managed to complete the session

Photo credit : 佛牙寺

Before we end the whole CNY saga, we joined the Monks of 佛牙寺 in the special ang bao giving to the old folks of China Town, a whole 265 of them, we were told.

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蔣幹曹操

2011-02-16T18:08:00.005+08:00

令伯卡你讲

在 de Cor's 那儿看到这超级好笑的笑话，笑到我飙泪~~

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蔣幹：「操你嗎？我幹。」
曹操：「我操，你誰啊？」
蔣幹：「我幹啊！」
曹操：「我操，你到底是誰啊？」
蔣幹：「我幹啊，你操吧。」
曹操：「他媽的，你到底是誰啊，我操！」
蔣幹：「我幹，我幹啊！」
曹操：「我操！」
此時蔣幹的媽媽接過電話：「我幹他媽啊，你操吧？操你媽呢？」…

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哇哈哈哈，再次读，再次狂笑。

令伯讲完了

鱼肚白与微菊黄

2011-02-11T11:38:00.003+08:00

令伯卡你讲

那一天，起得特早，和查某人到巴刹逛逛。

等待着她购物时，看到一幕不常见的景象，立即用手机把它给拍下了。

清晨的天空呈现鱼肚白，咖啡店里的微菊黄灯光，
相对的衬托着。

令伯讲完了

Plant In Our Garden 2

2011-01-31T10:38:00.003+08:00

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My cha-bo-lang loves to tend to our little garden with different kinds of plants.

The last time lim peh saw a unique plant Sesame and lately I saw another nice plant - a flowering plant.

One morning, I saw this big beautiful flower bloomed beautifully and lim peh quickly took a photo of it.

Beautiful white.

Then at about noon time, the flower suddenly changed its colour to light pink.

Light pinkish

In the evening it turned into a third colour - dark pink.

神奇！！

lim peh quickly told my cha-bo-lang about the miraculous discovery I found and she just looked at me with unbelievable eyes and said, “Hello, you so 孤陋寡闻？never see 芙蓉花 before huh?”

“Orh...” lim peh said.

“Orh han chez” cha-bo-lang said.

So now lim peh know this beautiful colour changing flower is the Hibiscus Mutabilis, 芙蓉 also known as 三变花。

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Another post which was written in Chinese

Interesting Picture Captured (12) - Poppycock

2011-01-27T10:18:00.000+08:00

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Saw this nice snacks with a nice name.

Anybody wants any PoppyCOCK?

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Spain Oh Spain

2011-01-19T15:18:00.005+08:00

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We went to Spain (yes, again) for 2 weeks (Nov 2010) and that was the 4th time we were there since 2005. Am I complaining? Of course not. A getaway, engulfed ourselves in cold weather, a “lomantic” trip with cha-bo-lang.

We went to Baecelona, Montserrat and Madrid. The breakfast spread in the hotel is always the same and after eating them everyday, it was ready 难顶。

Luckily, cha-bo-lang thought far ahead and we had these for breakfast for a change.

Nut Bar, 3-1 Kopi and even 杯杯面

CBL bought ham, cheese and bread from a local supermarket.

What can we see in Barcelona? To us, it's just the searching of the past feelings and memories, nothing new except there are more shops around the Hotel we were staying.

We were walking around and saw 2 graffitis

Pigs!!

A smiling face makes my day!

We went to the Market place at La Ramblas and saw these beautifully arranged fruits, candy and flowers.

Beautiful Candies (Can you see the Eye-ball candies)

Cute chocolate you don't feel like eating them

We walked around and found the same Restaurant selling Pinchos and we ate quite a few.

A whole spread of Pinchos

Although we have visited the magnificant Temple Expiatoria de la Sagrada Familia, we went there again. Seeing it for the 3rd time still gave me the WOW feeling.

lim peh took a photo in the Metro Station, the wall tiles were nicely done.

Walk, walk and more walk made lim peh hungry so we went for our lunch and the food we had was rather nice.

Nice fish

Delicious Paella

西北好吃的small sotong

Took a photo in the nice restaurant - wonder why the lady behind lim peh covered her face?

Since the last trip we were in Barcelona, we realised that the Country has become more eco-friendly. There are many many Bins along the whole stretch of road and the Bins are very big.

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This trip, we went to Montserrat - a public religious site. We actually saw the unique mountains when we were high up in the plane.

"Montserrat" literally means "jagged mountain" in Catalan. It describes the peculiar aspect of the rock formation, which is visible from a great distance.

The mountain seen on our way up

Took a photo while we were on our way up to the mountain in the train.

Does the figure looks familiar to you?

See the unique shapes of the mountain

* click to enlarge photo *

Took a photo in front of the Basilica before going in.

There's a Choir performance where I stood but during Winter, the performance is inside the Basilica

A nice view from the top before we left the place.

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While in Madrid, my colleagues brought me to a nice Restaurant for a nice lunch and lim peh went there with cha-bo-lang one night for dinner.

Nice Restaurant

Super tasty roti

Free appetizer

Paella with Squid Ink

Spanish cooking lamb

Cold freezing sherbert

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It was Christmas season and there were some decorations in Madrid, just to share some with you:

The Big Bright "Moon" hanging in the middle of the street

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We went to the Reina Sofia Museum and spent the whole day there, share some arts here:

The distinguish unique drawing style of the famous one

Yes, the drawing of Pablo Picasso

Another nice drawing

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Ok, enough of lengthy words, see photo la.

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Took some interesting photos and a video:

Limited parking space? No problem.

Cute Little Monk

<><><><><><><><>Snowing Snowing Snowing!

Do You Want To Sleep With Me? LOL!

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My 2010

2011-01-03T13:18:00.001+08:00

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lim peh usually don't do review of the year, neither do I make resolution but 2010 is a year fill of events, at least to an old uncle like lim peh.

In 2010, lim peh had the longest cough during the Chinese New Year period (actually come to think of it, it actually refrained lim peh from eating too much heaty food then).

The worst event was that my house was broken into. Though we lost some money and a handphone, none of us was hurt and that's what it matters most.

So much for the bad incident lim peh had in 2010. Please just stay where you were - in 2010 - and no, you are not welcome at all, so scram!

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Career
A new boss came to take over our Singapore office and more and more traders were sent thus workload increased.

We moved our office from Shaw Centre to Heeren - a bigger, brighter, better place. Coming to work every morning suddenly seems so nice and yes lim peh is still working in Orchard Road.

Wealth
Money continues to be not enough la, what's new?

Trips
2010 was a year we went for 3 trips - Bali Indonesia, Xiamen, China and Madrid Spain (still have not written on this trip yet). Apart from the money spent which burned a big hole in lim peh's pocket, I really enjoyed all the trips.

Life
Wrote some Chinese Ghost Stories for Wanbao.

Meet up with blogger friend Stumpbo and BTC.

For the first time, after reading their blogs for so long, lim peh finally met Harriet, Corrine, 189 and Tze Yik.

The most important turning point of my life in 2010 was when me and my cha-bo-lang attended the Grand Healing Puja - 佛法慈悲治愈恶疾大法会2010 which was organised by Gaden Shartse Dro-Phen Ling 甘丹东顶渡悲林 during 01st - 03rd October 2010 at Suntec International Convention & Exhibition Centre.

We were so blessed and happy to have found our guru and we took Refuge from His Eminence Kangyur Rinpoche Lobsang Chophel.

Life in 2011 will be a good year to all, Om Mani Padme Hum.

lim peh kong wan liao

Doggy In Spain

2010-12-30T15:48:00.012+08:00

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We were in Barcelona, Spain and I captured a photo when we saw a dog while we were in the morning market.

Don´t ask me why but lim peh really like this type of dog, beautiful in its own unique way.

The dog looking at cha-bo-lang

Nice hor?

We saw another dog in Montserrat, Spain.

Swee bo?

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12。16

2010-12-16T10:58:00.003+08:00

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Yesterday, before we went to bed, a little after 12.00 midnight, my cha-bo-lang turned to lim peh and said, "Happy Anniversary!"

I was stunned for a while as I was trying to remember what's the date and yes, it's 16th December, our Anniversary.

Hmmm.... let me see, how long have we been married? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 哎呀，怎么算不完？..... 15，16.

16!

我的天! 十六年!

How time flies! Just 一转眼 already 16 years liao!

lim peh 由一个翩翩少年

how? yan dao bo?

变成一个老饼

唉！岁月不留人呀～～

Even lim peh has turned old, fat and ugly, my cha-bo-lang still hang on with me (guess she has no other choice 吧 !? wahahaha) eh... lim peh only joking la, don't pull my ear tonight hor?

Happy Anniversary To You and many many more years to come.

Attached 1 photo which we took when we were in Spain.

lim peh kong wan liao.

Another Year 一路走来

2010-12-09T12:08:00.005+08:00

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To me, it´s just another day of my life.

The only great difference is that I received many many wishes, the most I have ever received, to be precise.

Birthday is just another ordinary day to me.

I am happy and contented with what I have, not only on this special day but all these years that I have had and still having: My family, my friends, my job, my everything.

If there´s a phrase to describe my current life, it will have to be :

比上不足，比下有余。

寻寻觅觅
跌跌撞撞
浮浮沉沉
兜兜转转
一路走来

身边风景人物

转换不懈

一早经已明白这道理

大智若愚

知足常乐

难得糊涂

简单最美

看似容易却是一门高深学问

我

庆幸

不惑之年后

逐渐一小步一小步迈入自己心仪的生活

Received the following Birthday Card from Buddha Tooth Relic Temple 新加坡佛牙室。

lim peh kong wan liao

MIA

2010-11-15T10:38:00.000+08:00

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lim peh kena "BEH" - Big Ear Hole 大耳窿 chased until cannot tahan liao so will be getting out to hide for a short while.

Guess will be out of town for at least 2 long weeks so please Don´t miss me hor.

But

If wanna miss, then miss lim peh a little bit also can la, no harm lor.

Will be back in December, see you then.

lim peh kong wan liao

Slowness

2010-11-08T17:38:00.000+08:00

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Someone asked lim peh why my blog has been slowing down so drastically lately?

And I said

Busy lor;

No time lor;

No mood lor;

Actually

Don't know what to write;

Nothing interesting to share;

Something interesting but don't feel like sharing it here;

So lim peh

slowly

slowly

slowly

slowly

update.

Em, 就这样。

lim peh kong wan liao

好笑的 Email

2010-11-01T12:08:00.003+08:00

令伯卡你讲

收到朋友捎来的 email 觉得还蛮好笑，你可能也收到，分享之：

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清晨，唐僧从梦中醒来，发现孙悟空跪在自己的床前，于是便问：“悟空，你怎么了？”

孙悟空满脸泪水的说：“师傅，我求您了，下次说梦话，不念紧箍咒，行吗？。。。”

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猪八戒到韩国整容，成了帅哥，于是到夜总会找美女。

散场后猪八戒问美女：“知道我以前有多丑吗？我以前是猪八戒！”

美女大惊说：“二师兄，我是老沙啊！”

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有一个人上课时老爱放响屁，同学忍不住说：“你能不能不发出声音？”

然后便见他坐在那里抖个不停。

同学问他在干什么？

他答：“我现在已经调成震动啦！”

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令伯讲完了

Guess Where?

2010-10-22T15:08:00.003+08:00

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While browsing through my photo folders, I saw this beautiful house.

Swee bo?

Wanna make a guess where this place is?
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Xiamen, China.

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Fierce Pussy Poor Doggy

2010-10-14T09:38:00.001+08:00

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Saw these clips in Youtube, Oh my goodness!

1) Leave my kitten alone!

2) Wahahahahaha... poor dog.

3) Super sweet to the max.

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晚报 - 杰明的时运

2010-10-12T12:18:00.002+08:00

令伯卡你讲

我的稿 “杰明的时运”，刊于10月6日的《晚报》

全文如下:

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杰明的时运

杰明最近的运气特别好：买Toto中Toto，买马票中马票，就连去Shopping买东西参加抽奖都让他抽中大奖，双人4天3夜香港游。

杰明在香港游玩时，经过庙街，被一位路边摆档的算命佬拦截住，算了一下运程。

“先生，你这几个月的运气特别好但是。。。”算命佬说道。

“但是什么？” 杰明问道。

“但是你的时运非常低，尽量避免到医院以及不可去奔丧，切记！”

杰明听后就只笑了笑，因为他是个教徒，根本不信算命这一套。

回到新加坡，杰明返回公司的第一天就出状况。

杰明一早抵达公司，出了电梯，正要拉开公司大门时，秘书艾薇刚好推开大门走了出来。

“早，杰明，回来啦?”

“艾薇，早，是的，昨晚刚回来。”

“哦，我上一下洗手间，待会儿才谈。”

杰明到办公室，人才一坐下，人事部的莉娜就走了过来，说：“艾薇在三天前发生车祸，现在还在医院的加护病房里昏迷着。。。”

此时，老板Alex走了过来对他们两人说：“艾薇的丈夫刚打电话来说，艾薇在昨晚去世了。”

杰明听到老板和莉娜的话后，就说：“你们在作弄我吗？我刚刚在门口见到艾薇。。。”

“吓！你别吓我！”莉娜说。

“你一定是眼花，认错人。”老板一边向杰明眨眼，一边说到。

“嗯，是的，我眼花看错。” 杰明知道老板不想吓着莉娜，便承认自己眼花看错人。

当晚，杰明和同事们一起到艾薇的家楼下奔丧。

坐到一半时，杰明尿急便到旁边的流动厕所去小解。当杰明把厕所门拉开时，赫然见到一女子正在厕所里洗手。

“啊！对不起，我不知道里面有人。” 杰明马上又把门给关上。

杰明站在流动厕所门外，等着里边的女子出来。

等啊等啊，时间过了十五分钟，里边的女子还是没有出来。

杰明终于忍受不了，敲了敲厕所门：“哈罗，Miss，你要出来了吗？”

里面豪无动静。

“Excuse me，小姐，你好了吗？” 杰明再敲了敲厕所门，声量也提高了些。

还是毫无动静。

杰明再也忍受不了满膀胱的尿，再次把厕所门拉开，说：“小姐，请你出来。。。”

只见厕所里，空空荡荡。。。完全没有人影！

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令伯讲完了

Cha Bo Lang´s 2010 Birthday

2010-10-05T12:38:00.005+08:00

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Lately lim peh have not really blogged or FB or Tweet as I am really busy.

So busy to the extend of not blogging anything during my cha-bo-lang´s birthday.

I had, in previous years, blogged about her day but this year...I am late.

Although I did not blog about her birthday on time but we had our best time together on the 01st of October 2010.

My cha-bo-lang had had the most blessful and meaningful birthday of all her 39 years. We were at the The Grand Healing Puja 2010 event at Suntec City.

To my cha-bo-lang:

Happy Birthday!

Om mani padme hum!

lim peh kong wan liao

My old entires on my cha-bo-lang´s birthday Birthday Post 2009, Birthday Post 2008, Birthday Post 2007 and Birthday Post 2006

Xiamen Trip

2010-09-24T11:02:00.002+08:00

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lim peh and cha-bo-lang with my father-in-law and auntie went to China Fujian Xiamen for a short trip in September 2010.

Apart from the tour sight-seeing, we also visited some relatives.

Upon touching down, our local tour guide 小庄，with a placard in his hand, was waiting for us patiently. We checked into our Hotel, rested for a short while and immediately went out sight-seeing.

* click on photo to enlarge *

The first stop we went was 白鹭洲公园 Bailuzhou Park.

A big pond with a distinctive statue

Lady with the 白鹭鸶 statue

In China, Fujian is known as 福建 as well as 闽南. There's a Dragon boat statue at the Park with the Chinese character of 門 and instead of 虫，the Chinese replaces it with a Dragon 龙.

門 + 龙

Across the Park, there´s a building under construction, looks familiar bo?

Anyway, if you ask lim peh, is there anything special with this 白鹭洲公园, the answer is no, it´s just a Park, a big one though. (Of course, lim peh´s view may not be justifiable as we did not really see the whole Park).

Next we visited 虎溪岩，one of the more famous temples in Fujian. 虎溪岩里的寺庙依山而筑，石穴为室，煞是好看。导游对我们说宏船法师就曾在这里修练过。

一走近便见到大石上龈刻着字

导游小庄叫我们猜这个天然的大石块像什么？

答案是木鱼，有像吗？

寺庙建在大石底下

走着走着，我看到一尊漂亮的观音像。

After seeing the Temple, we were brought to a shop selling Chinese Tea.

My FIL and cha-bo-lang are both Coffee person thus lim peh was thinking we were brought to the wrong place and I doubt if they would purchase any Tea leaves.

There were quite a lot of varieties of Tea leaves.

To my surprise, my cha-bo-lang bought quite a lot of the 铁观音，田七花茶和普洱。

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We had our dinner at a supposedly famous Restaurant, look at the wiining certificates on the wall.

With all the Certs on the wall, the food can´t be too bad la.

Their specialty dish - 鸭嘴鱼

We saw the Duck-Mouth-Fish swimming around, waiting for their destiny.

lim peh cannot tell you how the fish taste cos we didn´t have the chance to eat it. Our Dinner dishes were just so so.

After our dinner, 小庄 sent us to watch a musical show by 闽南神韵.

We were quite reluctant to watch the show as it was not in our itinerary and we had to pay additional fees but we were told that the show won Silver Prize in the Shanghai Expo, lost to the show by 张艺谋。

漂亮的闽南传统服装

开始有一段手偶表演，注意00.42 开始，两个手偶互相脱掉彼此的衣服 (没有RA级的，老少咸宜）

There were quite a few dancing and I must say we really enjoyed the show, 小庄没介绍错。

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The next day, we took a ferry to 鼓浪屿 Gulangyu Island.

There are 2 main attractions on 鼓浪屿 - 菽庄花园以及钢琴博物馆。

菽庄花园 is a big garden which was once owned by a rich man 林尔嘉 but it has been donated to China. The area is rather big and looking at the structure really amused lim peh what money can do.

The bridge (built in 1913) acts as a dam whereby the sea water was captured during high tide.

桥名为四十四桥因为主人翁在四十四岁时建桥

钢琴博物馆

What do we see in the Piano Museum? Lots and lots of Pianos, really 令我大开眼界。If you have a chance to visit 鼓浪屿, you must not miss the chance of visiting this Piono Museum.

After these 2 places, we walked around the island and saw a Spanish church.

Saw a newly-wedded couple taking photos, lim peh also take.

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When in Xiamen, one 1 place I will not want to miss is the

南普陀寺

这次厦门行我们有一个小小的遗憾 : 我们没有被导游安排在在南普陀寺内品尝到厦门素菜之首——南普陀素菜。

Xiamen is really hot, the temperature was about 35 to 36 degrees. Tourists like us were taking cover every now and then to avoid the scorching heat of the sun.

Even the birds are hiding behind the Pagoda

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At night, we were sent to the 中山路步行街 for our free and easy leisure time. The shopping there is really nothing special but luckily for me and my cha-bo-lang, we found a Bookshop.

Although we had the lousiest Japanese food there but lim peh was quite happy cos I managed to purchase some books that I like.

2 of the books which lim peh like

许鞍华说许鞍华

严家炎的金庸小说论稿

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During our visit, my FIL met up with his brothers.

我算了算，四位长辈加起来的岁数高达 297 岁

我也到厦门泉州拜访了我的几位表兄姐。

Lastly, a photo with the Tour driver and the Tour guide.

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My thoughts after my Xiamen trip:

Xiamen is not as ulu as lim peh thought. The Shopping paradise in 泉州 is actually as good as the shops in Singapore Orchard Road.

In one of the Shopping Malls, lim peh even saw Bread Talk.

The traffis is unbelievable, there´s no rules for drivers nor the pedestrians, the most daring ones win.

The weather is hyper hot, people not too friendly, food not to our taste but at least something new but overall I was quite pleased with the whole event.

One funny incident happened when we were at the China Airport.

While clearing the China custom, my cha-bo-lang kena questioned by the custom officer cos the photo in her passport differs quite a lot from how she looks now and lim peh think the most crucial reason is her China accent when she conversed to the custom officer is so like typical PRC, duh!

lim peh kong wan liao

Riddle Time Again

2010-09-07T11:08:00.000+08:00

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Some riddles for you:

Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
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Just quit imagining.

Why did grandpa get to meet new people every day without leaving the house?
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Because he had alzheimer's disease

Which animal has two gray legs, and two brown legs?
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Elephant that has diarrhea!

Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence?
I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
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I said that,"that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined.

lim peh kong wan liao

Bali Trip Part 2

2010-08-30T16:08:00.048+08:00

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...continue from Part 1

lim peh just realised that I have not finished my Bali trip post.

We checked out from Ubud and transferred to another Hotel, this time to a Villa and the best part is, we have the 3D2N stay free.

The villa, compared to our earlier Hotel room, is much bigger and nicer.

When we stepped into the Villa, we saw a swimming pool.

There´s a Bedroom with a very comfortable bed.

Lomantic hor?!

Jacuzzi in the Bathroom

A relax corner in the Hall

An outward view.

Although the Villa is beautiful, we did not stay in it the whole day.

We took a complimentary bus ride to the Kuta area to jalan jalan see see look look.

We went to the shopping area and saw this nicely decorated water features.

Smiley Face

The weather in Bali is extremely hot, after walking for a while, we went to have some Yogurt. The Yogurt shop which we went has a nice decoration on its wall.

Cute drawings on the wall.

Even the deco in the shop is very retro and very nice.

See the colours of the chairs in nice pink and green.

I forgot to mention that our breakfast in the Villa is also complimentary. Every morning, a young lady would come into our Villa suite and cook us breakfast.

Lady cooking our breakfast.

The breakfast tasted better than its look.

I remembered one of the nights, we were in Ubud area and it was raining rather heavily and we did not bring any umbrella with us. (Thanks to my not listening to my wife to take an umbrella with us as lim peh find it rather "lay-chey" to have an umbrella when we went jalan jalan.)

Result? lim peh had to cover my head with a beautiful plastic bag.

lim peh was a bit worried, in case people asked me to sign autograph for them as they might have mistaken me as him

How? Same same right?!

My cha bo lang told me to stop dreaming, she said he is 李明顺 and lim peh is 顶不顺, you all say leh?

Ok ok stop mocking lim peh la. I know you all jealous of me.

lim peh kong wan liao

晚报 - 美香

2010-08-27T10:28:00.006+08:00

令伯卡你讲

我的稿 “美香”，刊于8月26日的《晚报》。

全文如下:

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美香

美香有着一个美满的家庭。老公是个国际银行的副总裁，8岁的女儿小珍聪明伶俐，又有佣人帮忙打扫双层楼的半独立屋子，自己就是个每天打扮得漂漂亮亮的阔太太。

美香与丈夫睡在二楼的一间房间，女儿小珍则独自睡在隔壁房间。

有一天，美香喝完下午茶回到家时，看到女佣一脸惊慌的站在客厅中，不安的一直往二楼望去。

“玛丽亚，怎么啦？发生什么事？”

“Madam，有鬼！刚才我在楼下扫地时，楼上一直传来有人跑步的声音，我也听到小孩子嬉戏玩耍的声音。”

“你一定是听错了，可能是从隔壁传来的吧？”

“可是 madam, 我。。。。”

“别胡说八道了，去煮饭。”美香把女佣的话打断。

当天，吃完晚饭，美香一家人看了一会儿电视，女儿小珍把功课做完后，全家人就关灯上床睡觉了。

睡到半夜两点半，美香忽然醒了过来。由于美香一直以来都是个睡得很好的人，常常一觉到天亮，所以她特别纳闷为什么她会忽然间醒来？

房门外传来跑步声

正当她闭上双眼就快要睡过去时，从她的房门外，传来一阵急促的跑步声。

“咦！怎么小珍半夜不睡觉，跑来跑去？”美香看到老公睡得正甜，小声的打开房门去找女儿小珍。

房门一打开，美香就听到从楼下客厅传来电视机播放的声音。

“几点了？怎么还有人在看电视？”美香一边走下楼一边想。

走到楼梯的一半时，美香看到女儿小珍正坐在电视机前看着电视。

“有没有搞错？几点了，小珍怎么还在看电视？”美香脑里正想着怎么惩罚这顽皮的女儿，却听到背后楼上的楼梯口传来女儿小珍的声音。

“妈妈，你要去哪里？”女儿小珍开口问美香。

美香转过身，见到女儿小珍睡眼惺忪的站在楼梯口。这一惊，非同小可，美香马上又转过身望向楼下的电视机前。

只见眼前一片漆黑，电视机没开着，整个客厅空空荡荡，异常的冷。。。

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令伯讲完了

刘谦 The Magician

2010-08-25T17:58:00.003+08:00

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From some of my previous posts, you will know that lim peh actually quite like magic, share some of the magic performances by Taiwan Magician 刘谦:

Not enough? Go google la.

lim peh kong wan liao

晚报 - 好友来电

2010-08-20T11:38:00.004+08:00

令伯卡你讲

我的稿“好友来电”，刊于8月18日的《晚报》。

全文如下:

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好友电话

我和子杰从小就认识。我们进入同一间小学，中学，初级学院也同一班。

我们一起读书，一起打假日工，一起跟隔壁班的学生打架，当然也一起受罚。

服完兵役，读完大学，我成为一位出色的房屋经纪，而子杰则成为人类灵魂工程师。我们在各自的领域里都有着极好的成绩。

周末，我们一起逛街，一起泡妞，各自泡上了美丽大方的女生。最奇妙的是，我和子杰一起举行我们的婚礼。

然而，岁月如梭，当我们各自的小孩出生后，我们见面的次数也越来越少。

一年中就见那么几次，新年，圣诞节以及我们彼此的生日会。

除了在Facebook里知晓彼此之间的日常生活，我们的通讯都在那短短的sms中。

有一晚，当我正准备就寝时，我的手机响了起来。手机来电显示是子杰打来的。

“哈罗，子杰。什么事?”

“老友，保重了！”另一端传来子杰的声音。

“子杰，你说什么。。。”

嘟。。。嘟。。。电话线挂断了。

咦? 这个子杰怎么搞的? 就这样挂断电话?

我马上拨回电话找子杰，但接听电话的不是子杰,而是他的太太小芬。

奇怪的是，小芬的声音听起来和平时不太一样，感觉她正在哭泣。

“哈罗，小芬，我是俊雄。麻烦你请子杰听电话。他刚打电话给我，却没说完，电话就被割断了。”

“你说什么!?” 小芬以很惊讶，很大声的声音回答我。

“我说，子杰刚刚打电话给我，没说完就放下电话，我想问他什么事。。。”我说到一半的话被小芬打断了。

“你说什么?! 你别开玩笑！子杰刚刚在三个小时前去世了，我现在还在医院办他的死亡手续。。。”

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令伯讲完了

Alamak!!!

2010-08-19T11:28:00.002+08:00

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That day hor, my blog suddenly cannot see leh. When I clicked my blog, lim peh saw only letters and numbers long long, no pictures, no posts, no photographs.

Jia lat, don´t tell me lim peh kena hacked!

Please lor, lim peh´s bo-liao blog also will kena hack one meh?

I tried going into my blog a few times and everytime the same.

lim peh quickly asked my nephew to help me to try and resolve my problem.

He clicked clicked here clicked clicked there, da-lah, my blog got pictures and posts liao.

Guess lim peh must have accidentally clicked some template setting.

So now, my blog is ok liao... at least ok to be able to read lim peh´s posts but then hor, did you realiase something wrong bo?

All my links at the sidebar suma hum-pa-lang disappeared!!!

Now lim peh is trying to re-link the blogs which lim peh usually read and gosh, hard work leh. So if you suddenly see your link not with me anymore, don´t @#$%& yet, lim peh still trying very hard to restore them.

But then hor, I realised my statcounter and Nuffnang also gone liao, jia lat.

lim peh kong wan liao.

Wahahahaha

2010-08-12T11:48:00.001+08:00

lim peh ka li kong

Saw these few funny pictures, share share:

Don´t play play hor, BMW leh.

Oops! What an angle!

To bang-sai, you must first climb the throne and enjoy the 高高在上view.

Look at those 2 幸灾乐祸的家伙!

This is really hilarious! No offence to the Fatties out there cos lim peh also a Fatty lah.

lim peh kong wan liao

晚报 - 小强

2010-08-10T12:28:00.003+08:00

令伯卡你讲

我的稿“小强”，刊于8月9日的《晚报》。

全文如下:

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小强

明俊和太太莉娜，搬来这祖屋区也已经5年了。

这儿交通非常方便，巴刹与学校都在一公里之内，所以物价也越来越高。

明俊夫妇俩如果把房子给卖了，肯定至少会赚一大笔钱，但是因为交通实在方便，左邻右舍的邻居都非常友善，他们夫妇俩也一直没打算把房子卖出去。

明俊是独子，所以年迈的父母都和他们夫妇俩一起居住，加上六岁可爱的女儿蓉蓉，一家五口生活得非常融洽，令人羡慕不已。

住在明俊家隔壁，是一对从外地来的母子，王太太与10岁的儿子小强。

王太太是个单身母亲，由于必须工作，她的儿子小强在放学后，都会过来明俊的家和蓉蓉一起温习功课，一起玩耍。

由于小强个性乖巧，待人有礼，明俊一家人都很喜欢他，常常连同他的午餐也一起煮了。

王太太放工回来时，就会把小强接回家，一起煮晚餐。

有一晚，明俊一家人吃完晚餐，正在客厅里看着电视时，忽然大门传来一阵急促的敲门声。

“明俊叔叔！快开门！救命呀！明俊叔叔！！”

夹着那一阵刺耳的敲门声，是小强惊慌的喊叫声。

明俊一家人马上打开门，只见小强扑了进来。

“小强，发生什么事?” 明俊一边扶着小强一边问。

“我妈。。。我妈在厨房里晕倒了。。。我叫不醒她。。。”小强边哭边说着。

明俊一家人立刻冲到邻居家去，果然见到王太太晕倒在厨房的地上，呼吸微弱。

而最令明俊一家人感到震惊的是，王太太身旁躺着小强那冰冷已久的小尸体。。。

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令伯讲完了

Singapore Flyer

2010-08-05T11:18:00.002+08:00

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That day lim peh eng eng nothing to do, went to fetch my uncle and aunties to go try sit sit the Singapore Flyer.

When we reached there, it was drizzling and so if the photographs you see here are nor clear, you know why la.

Marina Bay Sands - lim peh no go in.

Near the entrance.

We were quite suprised as there wasn´t any crowd at all, super 冷清。

Captured some views while we were up there but not clear due to the rain.

After 1 round, we left to have our dinner.

Looking at them, guess they didn´t enjoy the ride very much.

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A week later, lim peh went there with my FIL and my cha-bo-lang. This time, we went at night and then lim peh realised we didn´t have our camera with us! Bo bian lor, used my lousy handphone to snap some photo.

So after riding the Flyer twice, once during day time and once during night time, lim peh really think there´s nothing so special leh.

lim peh kong wan liao

晚报 - 母亲的灵魂

2010-08-02T10:28:00.005+08:00

令伯卡你讲

我的稿“母亲的灵魂”，刊于7月30日的《晚报》。

全文如下:

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母亲的灵魂

36岁还是单身的阿忠，和年迈的母亲，一起住在红山一带的旧三房式祖屋。

一天放工回家，阿忠一进门，就见到母亲，一如往昔地坐在客厅的沙发上，看电视里播放的“爱”。

提了提手上的两包饭，阿忠对着母亲说：“妈，今天吃鸡饭哦。”

母亲把视线从电视机转向啊忠说：“忠啊，我把3000元藏在饼干铁盒子里，放在厨房里的冰橱上。还有，我的一些首饰，都在我的褐色小箱子里，压在我的内衣下，收藏在我房里衣橱的第二个抽屉中。”

“妈，妳为什么告诉我这些？妳自己把自己的钱财与首饰都收藏好，OK?”

阿忠觉得母亲，今天怎么怪怪的，但一下子就不以为然了。

他向厨房的方向走去，想把手上的两包鸡饭先放在餐桌上，然后去洗个澡，之后再和母亲一起吃饭看电视。

阿忠要到厨房前，必须先经过母亲的睡房。

在他经过母亲的房间时，由于他母亲的房门并没有关上，而从眼角隐约地看到有人正睡躺在床上。

“咦？怎么有人睡在妈的床上？”

阿忠敲了敲母亲的房门，然后推门走了进去。眼前不可思议的景象，把他吓得连连后退，手上的鸡饭也掉在地上。

在他眼前，竟然是母亲安稳的睡在床上！

惊慌的他，马上转身冲出房间，到客厅去找正坐在沙发上观看“爱”的母亲。

几秒钟前，还在看电视的母亲，这时竟然不见了！电视机也根本没开着！

阿忠心跳加速，怀着战战兢兢的心情，阿忠再次走进母亲的房间。母亲并不是在睡觉，她已在阿忠早上去上班时逝世了。

阿忠十分震惊，但最令他感到万分疑惑的是，他真的在母亲对他说的所在地方，找到那3000元和首饰。

是母亲对他说呢? 还是母亲的灵魂对他说的? 阿忠始终疑惑不解。。。

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令伯讲完了

Interesting

2010-07-27T12:48:00.001+08:00

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My friend sent me an email which I find it very interesting:

Move away from your computer screen and you will be able to see clearly.

It says, if a guy first sees 2 people dancing, he is a Gay;

lim peh say it is quite normal but if you were to see a body when you first look at the pictute, then you are confirmed a humpsup 佬.

lim peh kong wan liao

lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

朝圣 - 印度 尼泊尔

A Simple Camera And Its Photographs

有色漫画色色笑(二)

17 Years

A Wonderful Trip (Preview)

Just For Smile

Beautiful Eyes

A Good One

LOLz

Full Moon - 都是月亮惹的祸

一个寂静的角落处 A Quiet Corner

Interesting Picture Captured (15) - KPO

有色漫画色色笑(一)

Fund Raising For The Haemophilia Society of Singapore

Vegetables Jokes

A Quarter Century Ago...

送走草蜢哥，迎来小鸟妹

Intruder

背影（二）

Beautiful Animals

More Ha Ha Ha Clips

Beautifully Written

武侠

Funny Jokes Taken From Wendy´s Blog

Embarassing Moment - 撞衫

Four - Thai Movie

Swollen Cheek

What Do You Think? 你怎么看？

Snorkeling in Bali

Life´s Like That

Jokes / 笑话 (RA)

Midnight FM 播音夜，杀人夜

Haunters - Korean Movie

缤纷色彩

Ha Ha Advertisement

“Source Code”

Plants Plants Plants

Interesting Picture Captured (14) - Capsicum

不色笑话

我看韩片“看见恶魔 I Saw The Devil ”

Ha Ha Ha Clips

No Eyes See

Interesting Picture Captured (13) - BIG!!!

那一年

Cosplay

老英雄的有色笑话

A Series Of CNY Events

蔣幹曹操

鱼肚白与微菊黄

Plant In Our Garden 2

Interesting Picture Captured (12) - Poppycock

Spain Oh Spain

My 2010

Doggy In Spain

12。16

Another Year 一路走来

MIA

Slowness

好笑的 Email

Guess Where?

Fierce Pussy Poor Doggy

晚报 - 杰明的时运

Cha Bo Lang´s 2010 Birthday

Xiamen Trip

Riddle Time Again

Bali Trip Part 2

晚报 - 美香

刘谦 The Magician

晚报 - 好友来电

Alamak!!!

Wahahahaha

晚报 - 小强

Singapore Flyer

晚报 - 母亲的灵魂

Interesting

朝圣 - 印度尼泊尔